An honest resume


Born: October 4th, 1999. The witching month, some may say. Born in costume; my birthday suit, specifically. Popped out at 7 am on the dot--way too bright and early if you ask me. Haven’t been awake that early since ‘99. The youngest of three siblings, born into the role of mischief. And I fit it well.

Objective: Hm. Good question...


Skills

-Sugar consumption. My dentist and I aren’t very close. 

-Asking too many questions to people with too little answers.

-Stubborn, but the good kind.

-Hasn’t crashed a car yet. Yet.

-Not getting caught snooping for Christmas presents.

-Will follow through with dares.

Volunteer experience:
-Being the youngest child.

Weaknesses:
-Usually lost. A slave to Google Maps.
-Only 24 teeth. Again, my dentist and I aren't very close.
-Am associated with mysterious dents in parents' cars. Who’s to say it was me?
-Prone to crying and/or laughing during inappropriate times.
-Scatter brained and goofy, can’t keep focus for too--
-No concept of TMI.
-Will sing 'till the cows come home. Up to interpretation.
-Procrastinator.
-I’ll finish this tomorrow...

Strengths:
-Can’t be made fun of or embarrassed, likely already beat ya to it.
-Prone to crying or laughing in inappropriate situations.
-Entirely too comfortable with self.
-No concept of TMI.
-All too curious about the world. 
-An ambition for life. What’s next?

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