Madison Misnomer: Touch Starved Man "Accidentally" Schedules Prostate Exam on Valentine's Day

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If there’s one thing we can all understand, it’s that accidents happen. Sometimes, those accidents happen to your average Joe, like Al Lone, who coincidentally has never felt a woman’s touch. When prompted to choose a special day over the phone for his first prostate exam, how could he have ever known that February 14th is a national holiday filled with love, romance, and happy couples?

So, Al Lone arrived at his prostate appointment on Valentine’s Day with what doctors described as a “peculiar pep in his step.”

Local nurse Jackie mentioned, “Most people aren’t that excited to go to the doctor’s office, nor be alone with the doctor... but Lone was different. He even brought a candlelit dinner for the doctor. I think he said, ‘It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.’”

Some people in the waiting room reported that Lone was very eager to get into the examination room because he is just, “really passionate about his health,” and overheard him inquiring at the front desk if he could pay extra for more time. Unfortunately, since Joe is American, his health insurance likely won’t cover the appointment anyways.

When Lone left the doctors office, nurses say he was quite literally glowing and flushed in the face and inquired if he could possibly schedule another appointment for a year in advance. Then, he proceeded to look for his elderly mother in the waiting room for his ride home.

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